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I just choked my chicken now it just lays there What should I do2007-11-24 17:22:49Answers:

Put your lips on its head and blow. It will be "up" in no time.

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you killed your chicken. I am so mad.

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It's dead. Cook it and eat it. :P

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Give it a few minutes (or an hour or so) of rest and it will be up and strutting like before.

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Give it mouth to beak resuscitation!

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Put a sock on it.

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wash your hands, please.

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bake it

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er. prepare it for a roast or fried chicken?

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umm u killed it. congrats u displayed ur lack of selfcontrol by killing a innocent animal

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Have someone give it CPR..

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OMG! DIRTY PERVERT! I don't know . it's dead .

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First, scrape your palms, theyre probably hairy now. Now clean your chicken and stick it in the oven or roast it on a spit. You can make the skin nice and crispy with a blowtorch, if you prefer..

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if you just choked on a chicken i got to ask you this question did it taste good? because if it didn't try throwing up it'll make you feel better.

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ask it if it feels used. it's not just a piece of meat, you know.

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Try polishing your trophy next, i know what you meant and thanks for sharing you perv.

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;)

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you're not supposed to choke your chicken you dumb a**

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Ha ha ha. Throw that sucker in a roasting pan and put it in the oven.

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u killed da poor beast doncha know!?

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its just asking to be violated. grab your "member" and gently place it in the chicken's "butthole." now begin moving in and out, till the chicken reaches its climax. afterwards make sure to cuddle.

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Cut its head off. If you're nervous, I can come over and do it for you.

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Put the lotion away before your mom finds it!

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THE TERM CHOCKED THE CHICKEN RELATES TO MORE THAN ONE THING COULD YOU PLEASE SPECIFY

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Seek professional help.

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go wash up maybe?

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SKUM.

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YOU WILL go blind!

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how did you choke it?