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I wanna bring this big fat2007-11-24 17:22:34

bird I met at the bar into my home, only problem is she is too big, so I am contemplating buttering her hips to get her through the front door..have you any other suggestions?

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rent a marquee and have some outdoor fun go get em

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Haha.. Oh boy.

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yeah - let her see this first , problem solved , she wont be going anywhere near you or your house if she has any sense

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take the doors off

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pop the window out u've better chance of fitting her through that.

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Get a mate to help you push her in from one side and pull her the other.Hey presto,Youve pulled.Get her on the Atkins diet.

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take her to a hotel

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If you like them fat then you should have bought a bigger house!

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haha take her to jenny craig

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Don't use butter. Try WD40, it has 101 uses and is far more slippery.

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Get a life.

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Ha ha ha.Buy a bigger oven! with a wider door on it!! :)

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use the garage door. ya see what happens when u drink. rule of thumb, u can have her if u can lift her

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has sharon b been buttered before then?

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maybe u sould wait till she lays her eggs.chirp

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YOUR A PERVE.NO HONEST PEOPLE ANYMORE

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Go for it..butter is yummy!