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What can i do i cant find a home for2007-11-24 17:25:33

my rooster ..He needs a nice warm barn to stay in And out every so often ..Oh yes , by the way due to age, he will throw up ..especially when he sees a 18 yr old hot Hen ..most of the time its in my hand .. He really needs a barn to throw up in..What can i do ?

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the person above is cloning me, and NOT the real chetco..please report.Thanks

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porn . as in get some

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Beat him until he stops puking. It's in his best interest, as no one will house that chicken. They make rubber chickens to make friends with roosters like that. Invest in one, as he will likely be a very lonely rooster for some time. Oh, and lube it up. ;)

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Cute. Anyways, contact your local Humane Society, I am sure they have people willing to take in unwanted farm animals. By the way, why are you getting rid of him?

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Put him in a pot of boiling rice.

:) Enjoy!

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first of all stop lettin him puke in ur hand.. 2nd called the animal shelter they will find him a home

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maybe your choking him too hard!!

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you can build him a home.

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hold him directly in front of your face and repeat 3 times:cockadoodle don't,cockadoodle don't, cockadoodle don't.

this will make him stop because it worked on my cousin, coy.

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take him to a rescue shelter or put an add in the paper