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Whats your best chicken joke

Whats your best chicken joke2007-11-24 17:26:16

Ok folks, this is off the wall, but--what's your best chicken joke?

And please, keep 'em clean if possible!!

:)

Answers:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he seen your face and was like i gotta get the hell outta here lol


Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was hungry, he wanted some KFC


Which come first the chicken or the egg?

No one can answer it till now..


why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side lol (sorry the only thing i had)
why did the rooster cross the street to lay an egg ?
Tom: I hear that KFC has genetically engineered a new chicken that has 3 legs to increase the available supply of drumsticks.

Dan: Did it change the flavor of the meat?

Tom: Not sure. they haven't been able to catch one to cook it yet.


Why did the chicken cross the road ? She heard there was a man on the other side laying bricks <>
A chicken and an egg were lying in bed together, the egg was looking quite disappointed while the chicken sat smoking a cigarette. In a truly sarcastic tone the egg said, "I guess we know the answer to that old question."
why did the chicken cross the road

to get to the other side


why did the chicken cross the park?

to get to the other slide.

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