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Why is it lucky to have a bird cr@p on your head2007-11-24 17:27:10

I've never felt lucky - in fact quite the opposite!

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Because it means you weren't looking up at that time

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its just an excuse to help you feel better rather than look like a right plonker

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i think people just say it 2 make ya feel better m8

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How else are you going to get through the embarrassment?

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I didn't know it was

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As long as its not an Ostrich.

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LOL so people wont laugh at you

but I would be laughin my A.S.S off!!

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Is this happening all the time? i think that more than once must mean you ar the bird god lol id be careful out there

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Because you are then - one in a million!

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My Granny always said that it was lucky that it didn't land in your mouth! Then when pressured, she said it was because it was easier to wash out of your hair than out of your clothes.

Sigh . never understood if the same answer applied when you trod in dog poop .. that's meant to be lucky too!

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I don`t believe it, a family member of ours got some on his head, he walked around for week like that, before he washed his hair, that is true

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imn ot sure, last week i got pooed on in the city and i did not feel very lucky. i felt a right prat.

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cos it coulda been a flying cow ? lol

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It could be lucky in that it was bird cr*p rather than engine from a 747 landing on yer head.

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are you confusing lucky with YUKKY maybe?

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Exactly, not lucky when you're on the way to a job interview lol.

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cos the bird chose you to crap on. so you are the lucky one.

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It is lucky for the one that doesn't have it!

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Its muck for luck its the saying "where there's muck there's brass" something to with farmers I think.

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It's not lucky for the bird if I catch it afterwards.

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bomb's away!.

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You are being 'baptised' by the god of the sky ~ a great honour.