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what would happen2007-11-24 17:26:08

What would happen if you looked up a birds butt to see if it was constipated?

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you would see a great white bird spirit as it spread its love on your shoulder.

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try it and find out

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You might get pecked. You'll be lucky if you get it to hold still. Call the vet and ask.

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I tried that once on my pet parrot. When I opened up his cornhole to see what was wrong, he sh!t all over my face. I suggest you don't try it, just shove your finger up its @ss & he'll crap for you.

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you would get s**t on

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uh why would you even want to do that.

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you might find alot of treasure up there.

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I have parrots and and meet other people who have parrots. I would have a vet check your bird. It may be eggbound. There doesn't have to be a mate for a bird to lay eggs. It seems to happen more to macaws, but it can happen to any bird. I hope that helps.