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why oh why2007-11-24 17:27:39

do you know anybody that owns a parrot if so why the fcuk does mine always lie on its back/refuse to eat I mean i fed it once successfully with rat poison and since then it doesn't matter what I try to feed it. NOTHING fussy little b4stard

guess who?

Answers:

I know what you mean. We used to have a Dog and we tried to teach it not to eat. We were training it for 2 weeks and had him just trained when the poor chap died.

Rose

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hehehehehe !.

I think old polly might not be putting the kettle on, since Polly's probably dead.

Try to poke it with a sharp stick, if it doesn't move it's probably dead.

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Ha ha ha yeah animal cruelty is SO funny. Ha ha. Dumb @ss.

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lol i had to read that twice but now i'm laughing! it is an ex parrot! bereft of life its gone to meet its maker!

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it sounds dead have you checked for a pulse??

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Ever see the Monty python dead parrot sketch? If it is not pining for the fiyords I say it may be dead, if so you are horrible to be feeding a parrot rat posion, if it is alive then i think it has out smarted you and realised that you feedng it anything may not be a good idea, clever polly.

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Is it by any chance a Norwegian Blue?

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is it a norwegian blue, the parrot is deceased, pushing up the daises as the monty python sketch goes

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take it to the vets for some tweetment

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Monty Python.