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路Why dont cats play poker in the jungle2007-11-25 12:34:08Answers:

too many cheetahs

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cos they're scared a snake will eat them

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lions and cheatas

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They do, but the rule is ya gotta fold when a human comes along. That's why you didn't think they do! I got it from a feral friend of mine that lives in India.

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They would get wet hands.

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They would but they think the odds are a lot better at blackjack. And besides, bringing snacks to a poker game is a lot harder when you're a predator. You really can't put a dead antelope in tupperware. Never mind trying to figure a dip to go with that..

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Because they're too cool to tangle

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He he 'cos there's too many cheetahs'. Its an oldie, but I've had a bummer of a day so thanks for reminding me of that joke and giving me a laugh!

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Oh dear, is this the old Cheetah joke?

I could spoil it by saying that cheetahs live in savannahs and grasslands, not jungles. But I won't.

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No-one will play with the cheetah

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helps to have thumbs.

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they cant afford a packet of cards

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How do you know they don't?

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Because there are too many cheetahs ( Cheaters )

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they can't find the cards?

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because there are to many cheaters and they start fighting and when they get a headache they can't have a tablet because the parrots ate them all. (paracetamol)

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How do you know they don't?