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Why are cat farts always smelly and never audible unlike dog farts2007-11-25 12:31:34

You always know when a dog does it but a cat.usually hit's you by surprise!

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Consider this batman; think about the size of the orifice. My Stimpy uses the one-cheek sneak. but as the ONLY fish-eater in our home its obvious who did it.

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Because cats are sneaky creatures.as for chimp farts.well

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never had a problem with mine must be what you are feeding them

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who cares!CATS ARE BETTER THAN DOGS!

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The smell is due to what they eat, esp. tinned food like Kitekat or Whiskas (Kitekat is deadly!)

The silence is so they can stare at you accusingly and pretend it was you, and they're horrified at your lack of breeding. They are, after all, cats..

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weirdo!!

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They're sneaky lil devils thats why. They know.that if they do it quietly.you'll still be sitting there..taking a big WHIFF of it

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IDK!

What a wierd question!!

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i always fart on my cats to show them how it is so they don't do it around me anymore

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dont no but they do stink

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you really need to get out more!!

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Mine are not audible, I squeeze my cheeks to make sure, but the smell, everyone jumps out of the window.

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You have a very childish mind if this is the only question you can ask

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Cats are more discreet. haven't you noticed?

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I can't say i listen for any farting going on

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My Cat is like 'Royalty' doesnt pump!