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anyone elses dog retarted as mine2007-11-25 2:58:16

the stupid things he does is wild. mini poddle, love him very much.

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I have an American Pit Bull Terrier . let's see .

Does your poodle:

RUN from cats?

Have a major spazz attack after a bath?

Hate dog food . and love cat food?

If you're laying down, he has to lay ON TOP of you . not beside you?

Have to sleep UNDER some covers . or can't get to sleep?

Loves gerbils . and thinks they're his friends?

Is willing to let a female dog bite the crap outta him . just so he can "get lucky"?

Doesn't guard your home, but instead, greets strangers as if they're his long lost friends?

If told to get off the bed, will he fall on the bed and refuse to move . and will lay there, like a piece of limp spaghetti . if you try to lift him off?

Will not only scarf down the cinnamon bun you left on the coffee table, but have the nerve to beg for a piece of your new cinnamon bun?

I don't know . I think my dog is MORE so than yours . lol.

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I don't know. You did not elaborate on what your dog does that makes you think that. I have nothing to compare my dog to yours.

I do LOVE both my dogs Bunches though.

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i have a lab/hound. I wouldnt call him retarted, more adorable! He will run around in circles trying to bite his own tail and then fall over and just lay there. He also likes socks! dont know why but anytime he can get ahold of a sock he will carry it around in his mouth, all over the house.

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I have a toy poodle actually two of them and they are the best.love them like children. But they are extremely smart.but YES, they can do some retarted things that will make you laugh your as* off..good luck.

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I have a toy poodle and she was also the runt of the litter. She is odd. I think its the breed and I think she has a much smaller brain. She's adorable though.

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At last someone admits it.