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Ive just been attacked by a mosquitoWhat should I do2007-11-24 23:37:56Answers:

Find a door, preferably a car door. Place your head between the door jam and the door. Close the door on your head over and over until you pass out. Then the mosquito bite won't itch. If this doesn't work I recommend immediate administration of anti-venom at the emergency room.

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Man! you must be in horrible pain!

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don't itch it. Don't pick it. You may be able to put on itch cream. If you start getting sick, go to the doctor, you could have gotten a disease

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I've got this stick of "AfterBite" that you apply to the bite. I live in Houston that is thick with the little boogers. It works awesome. all it really is made up of is Ammonia. Why don't you try to rub some ammonia on it. I bet you will be surprised.

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If the mosquito is spitting and making a really funny face. It means you taste like Crap.

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cut your body part off where it bit you. it might be dengue! :'( you idiot.

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just ignore it and don't scratch it, it will go away naturally in a few days. if u want it off faster, put alchol or a cream like neosporin on it. if it gets worst, and don't heal, gets bigger, or hurts more. see a doctor

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put some anti-itch cream on your attacked bump. Don't itch it or else it'll bleed and the anti-itch cream'll make it burn. Cold water helps too. I should know. My dog had fleas, and they bit me while I was sleeping, so I have 5 bites.

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Put some mosquito cream on it and do not pick, itch or rub it.

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I find a Judo Chop to his entire body - then throw him to the ground, followed by a full body spin and kick to the groin will generally put the beasty down!