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Lets play a (horsey) game2007-11-24 21:18:21

Ok so here are the rules:

Type a sentence using horse lingo that people would think you were crazy for saying outside of a barn. Resist temptation, you can only submit ONE sentence, so make it good. :] When There are a whole lot of anwsers i will pick the best. Let the games begin. Two examples are: Nothing like 16 hands between your legs! Or Yep, my florida cracker gelding just got a big ol bean in his sheath yesterday bout colliced him. You cant steal those now! lol. So lets here your barn-only lingo. Let the games begin.

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I have to pick him up and get him under me. But it is wonderful when I shift back a little and he just rolls with me.

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sattle him up and ride that big boy all day long

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what the f***

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eleven hundred pounds of raw muscle, power, grace and sweat between your legs

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when he gets to rough...i just yank his shank

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My horse Johnnie just said his leg hurts!

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Gaw, he gave me such a rodeo last night he 'bout broke my back he was goin so hard and I accidently left spur marks in his sides and the bit made his mouth bleed, so I'll have to change that one too.

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I gave him the beans and we flew.

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She looks good from behind, but from the side she just looks like a cow, better quit feedin her so much.

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When he gets up you have to shove under him and get it on and hold on tight, but stay with him. Make sure he doesn't fall on you and you can't let any fall out.

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Mount your partners, everyone!!

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Ride em Cow girls, Ride em Hard!

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"As a matter of fact, his farts DON'T stink"

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I live to ride and ride to live.

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look at the butt on that boy!! nice~

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Riding that thing makes my a** hurt so I better tell him no more

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one rum said i want to be dum

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Riding is better than sex.

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rock your pelvis with the motion