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I believe my pet anaconda has overdosed on spaghetti ohs and hard boiled eggs Do you know of any cha2007-11-24 2:00:50

or herbal equations that may bring her around? I've tried parsley, thyme and Jack interspersed with intervals of cinnoman girls and Beam but it only serves to further sedate the erstwhile slithering beast.

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Say this slowly and in a deep tone of voice. Owaaaaah tajerrrrr kiyam. Keep repeating this over and over until the snake recovers.

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stick it in the freezer for 5 minutes then stick in the microwave for 30 seconds while chanting "come back snakie snakie hiss hiss "over and over

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Try

"ooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOoooo.

get it? spaghetti ooooo and OOOO hard boiled eggs?

Sorry.

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Nope. That snake was your last chants. Now you're on your omm.

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If in fact you are talking about a real snake either yellow anaconda or green you have doomed your snake to a slow horrible death. Snakes are designed to eat whole prey items like rats and mice or in the case of even a juvenile anaconda small pigs or newborn cows. Please tell me by beam you are not referring to Jim Beam. Snakes have a much different digestive system and metabolism than humans and that will cause it to die. If you are indeed talking about a real snake My suggestion would be to place the animal in the care of a vetrinarian if it lives long enough for you to do so. Then place the animal in a shelter or reptile rescue. Please do more research about pets before you get another one. If you are using the word anaconda as another meaning please do not post this in the animal side of things. Good luck with your animal I wish your animal the best.

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your snake overdosed on spagetti O's and hard boiled eggs?!? Oh dear. : (

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Oh yes. Pure genius right here, people.