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I believe my pet anaconda has overdosed on spaghetti ohs and hard boiled eggs Do you know of any cha2007-11-24 2:00:50

You get the biggest snake in the world. You can start to see your IQ dropping right here. Well, actually, it might be okay if you were a zoo or a qualified breeder. But obviously you're not, because if you were qualified, you wouldn't be feeding it Spaghetti-O's and hard boiled eggs. Not even normal people like Spaghetti-O's. I don't. It's gross. Well anyway, if this post is true, your snake is pretty much dead, and no chant is going to bring it back. I hope that before it dies, it wraps around you, and kills you, and eats you. Because it's perfectly capable of doing that, you know.

If this post is fake, which it most likely is, get a life. If you're bored, go play Nintendo or something. Unless you're too poor to go buy a used SuperNintendo for 5 bucks. Oh, the poor pauper cant afford to buy 5 bucks worth of entertainment.

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Do we know of any chance of what?

The snake pukes all over you, good chance of that!

O's and eggs both round like your brain, fat chance your brain is not fried on something.

The erstwhile slithering beast may soon not be as sedate as you think and therefore you will be the feast.!

I got a sense of humor. Does it have the hiccups yet?

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give it a laxative; if no effect, an emetic. be careful there will be venom in the vomit as well as the stool.

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spaghetti-ohs? uh-oh.

(btw, anacondas are nonvenomous. so whoever said there will be venom in the regurge is (in this situation) a moron.

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if he ate all that he must be dead