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I live in a terrace and lost my pet snake The neighbours are complaining of hearing hissing in the v2007-11-24 2:01:02

What's the best way to convince them they have hearing problems until I can smoke the snake out? It's not very poisonous but I don't want to take any chances.

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Pretend to talk to them but don't speak just let your lips move. We used to do this to a teacher in School he'd spend all lesson slapping his hearing aid thinking it had gone kaput.

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Invite them over for a cup of tea.

Every now & again cough, then hiss.

Theyll think it was you the whole time haha

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I understand your predicament but wouldn't it be more responsible of you to tell them the truth?? You said that the snake is not VERY poisonous but what if it bites a little child?? People will need to be vigilant and it might help you find your little scaly friend sooner!

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Snakes dont hiss

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you have a pet snake !, scary..

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Hi Foxie

ring the animal shelter and get someone out to find your snake before someone kills the poor snake,

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What vents? Why would it be hissing? Sid? maybe you should contact Captain Beaky

It is probably a gas leak and the loss of your reptile is purely coincidental.

If you are as daft as your question, I imagine the reptile has put as much distance between you and it as it can

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT VERY POISONOUS YOU CANT KEEP POISONOUS SNAKES WITHOUT A LICENCE.