Is this a good pet for a retarded child
My 6 year old son named Timmy is waay retarded, and I am not sure how to take care of it. Would a 21 foot reticulated python be a good way for him to learn responsibility? I work alot and I feel the snake would look after him and keep dogs and other things from biting my son while I hit the bar or go to work. I feel a snake would 'take care' of the way things are? Maybe make some problems he is having 'go away?' What are some other ideas for a companion for him? I had a 3 foot corn snake when I was young that loved me. So this would be 7 times the love I had.
Answers:I don't think Timmy is retarded, I think you are. First this cant be a real question because nobody is that stupid. Second a 21 foot retic is not a good pet for ANYBODY. #3 what are you doing leaving a six year old at home alone. If you dont mind jeopardizing your 6 year olds life, go for it, moron. So rundown is dont leave your 6 year old "mentally handicapped" alone when you go to the bar while he plays with a pet that has the capabilities of killing him. We call that criminal negligience in the US. Better idea why dont you shotgun a 6 pack than go stick your head in the snakes mouth and do Timmy a favor, General genital, king of the dumbasses. Better yet, why don't you bend over and shove the snake up your .
Gold
I cant bring myself to answer your question.
You never run out of ideas. You are one great guy General. Keep it up and more power.
Horrible!
Yes, I think that would be a great pet for your little retard. he needs to learn responsibility early if he is going to grow up like the old man.
Hmm, perhaps your son should have the python take care of you!
ur a very strange person if ur their get a grip please
YOUR AN IDIOT. get a life.
how do you come up with this stuff
First of all, the word "retarded" is just plain wrong. Secondly, no, a snake of any kind would not be a good pet. Try a puppy or a kitten. Something that won't turn on him if he isn't such a good care taker. And I don't mean a pit bull. The word "special needs" is a better word.
You're kidding, right? This snake is a major threat to the life of your son. What on earth are you thinking? A cat, a thoroughly tame dog, a guinea pig--these are more in line with your needs.
Are you crazy or what? First of all the snake is not a good pet for a mentally challenged child.Next,why in God's green earth would you leave a mentally challenged child alone when you go to work or for God's sake, the bar.Start with a gold fish and teach him the responsibility of feeding the fish and then gradually move up to a small dog or cat.
good 2 points but bad 5 points
did you refer to your son as an "it"? Does being "retarded" come from either parent? It must!
OK this is a joke. No reply needed, enjoy your flames.
Crocs/gator are quicker though!
i think its an excellent idea! now, were did my medications go. . . . ?
were you drunk, or on crack, or both when you typed this question? why do i have this funny feeling that your son is not the retarded one?
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