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My Dog Just Carried In An Injured Neocon If I Put It Back In Its Nest, Will Its Mom Still Take Care2007-11-24 2:01:41

I mean, I don't know what to do with it. I certainly don't want it and all it wants to do is sniff its own farts while licking its butt. It does wag its tail when Rush Limbaugh or Satan comes on the telly on South Park, though, so it must have a home with somebody like that. Any idea what to do with it? I have a date tonight, and the garbage disposal is beginning to look like my best option.

Have to go. It's "cleaning out" the cat's sandbox again.

Answers:

Pour some Draino down it's throat and put it out of it's missery!

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Spiteful little turd, aren't you?!

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Who hurt your feelings this time ?

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wtf

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No, it's mom wont take care of it

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What's a Neocon? I must be ignorant.

Oh well, ignorance is bliss.

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Ahh. Poor thing. I hope you didn't touch it. Its mother will be able to smell the "liberal" all over it and won't have anything to do with it. It might be best to put it down as you might have contaminated it with the "Slick Willy's" which can lead to "liberal mediaosis", which, as you probably know, can be deadly.

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let it go. it wont be helped with you around