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Wat 2 do if my snakes keep running away2007-11-24 2:02:54

Wat 2 do if my snakes keep running away?

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Let them go you dipstick! Snakes are not meant to be pets. They do not like you and want to get away from you and back to nature. I can only assume you have an identity crisis as 99.9% of people who keep snakes, lizards, fish, birds, and turtles as pets are losers who just think these oddball pets make them cool. In reality. . . all these pets do is * all over and stink up their house. I mean. . come on folks. . . are you gonna snuggle up or play fetch with any of these? Plus. . . all these pets are usually kept in extremelly small cages and such. I'm sure if they could get out they'd kill their captors. By the way. . . the 0.1% of people with these pets who don't have an identity crisis. . . well. . .they work at zoos or are named the Crocodile Hunter. Rest in Peace Steve Irwin!

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Snakes have legs?

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Tie them up.

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cut there legs off!

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Snakes can run??! Damn.

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i always look up my snake in my underwear, so it would never escape.

hehehe

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He isn't well-known u. Or it is pregnant and trying for a good place to lay its egg.

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let them go

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how exactly does a snake 'RUN'??

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snakes run? they may be iguanas if they are running away.