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My kids hamster crawled into the microwave last night What do I do2007-11-24 22:13:32

I'd been drinking and when I turned my back he got in there with my pizza rolls. The microwave is ruined and he's been asking where 'wolfy' is all day long. What can I say?

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Want a pizza roll kid?

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get another 1 dat looks just like him/her

u have 2 find 1

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Say hes on a vacation and then go buy a new one...

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"Wolfy" went to hampster heaven.

How was the Pizza?

Personally, I prefer anchovies.

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so i dont have children but i think id tell them that wolfy got out. you can try to get a replacement but my parents tried that and i knew when i was little. i know youre supposed to be honest with your children but i dont think that id want to know wolfy got cooked.

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If this seriously happened, thats awful! I hope you didn't eat the pizza rolls. That's kinda really sad though. Sorry. You can tell him what my parents told me when my hamster drowned in the sump pump, he wanted to be in the circus so when the circus came by while I was at school ,they picked him up. Unless he's like 4, he might not believe it.

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Tell them Wolfy went to Hampster-Heaven and get them a new one.oh yeah and buy a new microwave ASAP...and more pizza rolls...those were most likely ruined as well :)

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There's no way this is a real question. Did he manage to open the door, jump in, close it, and then somehow manage to start it again? And most people leave the door closed when it's not in use. I have never walked into someone's house and had to ask them why they don't close their microwave door.