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What should I take on a Hamster Safari2007-11-24 22:17:59

So far I just have my Maltese Retriever, bug netting, an electric harpsicord with lantern attachment, and a couple of pieces of string cheese. What else do I need?

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You'll need a wheel of fortune if you think you are going to pull. And if you get lucky you will need your trange to cook the meal for two, and some very miniature condoms.

Spare fluffins, Universal reversable underpants, Snorkel, Oxy-block-super-tight speedos, fry-to-a-crisp suntan lotion and .007 Widowmaker catapult and don't forget your passport.

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Take "Captain slow" and Clarkson.. and dont have any high speed Crashes this time.

Niiiiice.

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u hunt hamsters u wacko

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A shovel, bottled water, beef jerkey, and a pair of goggles.

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your excersise ball

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You'll need an cordless kitchen knife in case you have to strangle that feckin' hemster, or yourself.

oh yeah and some accessiries

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DFA, in case of trouble.

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Take treats for bribing, a sleeping bag, a cage, accessiries, and a sense of humor.

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Pith helmet, BB gun, hamster bait (dried gerbil flakes), cooking equipment, boning knife, fur stretchers, pup tent.

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Condoms, sunflower seeds, jazz mags.

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A Reed!!