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Why hire idiots when you can halfass do the job yourself2007-11-24 22:19:56

I need to build a Fluffin cage, but the guys standing in front of Home Depot act like they don't know what the hell I am talking about.

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I made my own fluffin cage from cellophane and cereal packets held together with six inch nails. It looks very professional although I had a bit of bad luck and skewered a few of my prize fluffins with the nails, well at least they didn't escape like the others.

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It's okay, we don't know what a Fluffin cage is either. But i know what you mean about hiring people who don't know what they're supposed to be doing. It can be frustrating!

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Oh Stoogie, it is not nice to call them idiots because they are ignorant! They may have never even HEARD of a cage before! Don't hold their lack of culture against them.be kind and compassionate - help them understand this cage that you speak of. Tell them that you want to build a fluffin holding cell. Or a fluffin house. Or even a fluffin box with air holes (I'm sure they know fluffins need to breathe, they can't be that idiotic - I mean ignorant!).

Good luck in your fluffin cage quest. BTW - why are we caging them? You should let your fluffins run free - they will be much happier...

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All my idiots got laid off when we lost our contract with the now defunct Kansas City Blues and Jazz Festival...Now it's just me and two phone lines.

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What is a fluffin cage?

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Stooge, let me ask you just one question.