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Why is there no such thing as hamster ninjas2007-11-24 22:19:31

I think if they were real it would be hella tight. Dont you think?

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But there ARE! I have one! He wears a black Ninja suit and a headband and he twirls a numbchuck and sings "everybody was Kung Fu fighting"!!! He has a lot of singing cousins, too. He comes from a musical family!

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wtf? hamster ninjas? I think not! Ninja Rats would be so much cooler!

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Because Hamsters don't have enough Discipline!

And they have lousy aim with Throwing Stars.

Although, they might look cute in a Black Ninja Gi (outfit).

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hmmm a hamster that can kick my butt *thinking* sound pretty cool

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hamsters rak the diciprin

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Hamspers, actually, are really uncoordinated. They have been tested well at going forward- the wheel, the maze. But all things considered, ourside of some sort of commercial product, the average hamspter will never get beyond a nominal cage.

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the nun chucks are too big for them to maneuver, and the turd trail would blow their cover.

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opossums would be better

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Because nobody has the time to teach hamsters karate! Otherwise, you're butt would be hamster feed

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Hamsters would doze off in class and the rats would kick their asses. If rats were ninjas I'ld be sad though, because they would fight for food not honor. Mice would make good spies MIce-6.

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there are no hamster ninjas cuz hamsters are the size of the space bar on my keyboard and they 'aint got no learnin'. now leave me alone and give me my 10 points for the bet answer.

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They are not able balance properly having been on that wheel all the night..