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Would a monkey make a good house pet2007-11-25 17:00:55

And train it to become a ninja? If yes, tell me why?

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yes. your monkey will make a splendid asassin. but youd best to give him his own room with a plexiglass foyer about 4x4' space just inside the doorway. This is because monkeys are known to throw poop when angered and if given a shuriken you can imagine the damage potential.

If you put a monkey through the schools of herbalism he can identify deadly concoctions of poisons much like he would discover for himself in the wild with his keen sense of smell and taste. Also you could put him to use with a blowgun and train him to take verbal commands with an earpiece.

We have seen chimpanzee martial artists actually make decently respectable belt ranks in the past.

We have seen the monkey astronaught.

Isnt it about time someone put a monkey through SFAS, SEER survival training and SNIPER A-1 ? THATS WHAT I WANT TO SEE!! :D

A monkey driving a Humvee for the DOD in Iraq, manning the 50, painting targets with a Lynx for airstrike and chattering on the net to his homies.

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Ever seen the Wizard of OZ?

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Sure, if you don't mind all you stuff being tore up and monkey poop on the floor. They are a wild animal with wild animal instinks, or course they would not make a good pet.

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No.they smell and throw their poo.

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No, but they make good car pets.

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no becuz U CANT TRAIN A MONKEY TO BE A "NINJA"

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ofcoarse what would make a cooler ninja than a monkey? it could probably beat up the ninja turtles.

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Ninja, umm, no. Good house pet? Absolutely! Flying dung is always a great housewarming surprise, along with them masturbating, can never be potty trained, even as intelligent as they are, urine marking, they spread disease, scream a lot, unpredictable behavior which can cause severe harm to an adult or even kill an child