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would an elephant make a good pet2007-11-25 17:00:56Answers:

Only if your vacuum cleaner's broken.

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no. you'd need a dumper truck to clear the shite up

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It worked for Bart Simpson (for a while)

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if you had a place to put the elephant.

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Sure would, don`t let him sleep in your bed

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ONE-WHEELED VEHICLE

Any kind of vehicle that has only a single wheel which

comes in contact with the ground.

UNICYCLE

A one-wheeled vehicle with the rider mounted *outside* the wheel.

MONOCYCLE 1. [American English usage]

A one-wheeled vehicle with the rider mounted *inside* the wheel.

2. [Traditional British English usage]

Any one-wheeled vehicle (American unicycle and monocycle).

UNI

A colloquial equivalent of "unicycle"

It is widely believed that an elephant has never used a unicycle.

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Yeah, of course it would. You could let him watch "Ivory The Engine".

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well, picking up it's deadly poo and taking it for a walk without letting it eat the trees would be a pain in the buttock,but at least if it ran away it would never forget where it lived!

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Only if you could put up with it trumpeting 'yahoo' all the time!

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How do you get 5 elephants in a mini?

two in the front and two in the back, one in the trunk.

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no because they can kill you

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hell yea much tougher than a rottweiller i reckon

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A femal elephant (african or asian) would make a very good pet. They like humens alot

Male elephants have musts which can be dangerous